Chapter 1: The Beginning (The 3 Word Story)

**rasskul** Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:50 am

Fasty touched his one and only tiny yet curiously ham and cheese toasted sandwich, which was very hot yet very

seductive but if only it was black because that turns every circus clown weak at the rock concert they they

become apart of due to the peanut butter the brutal sound and fasty moshed holding a can of yellow paint while

SCREAMING at his ugly ping on dessert combat While "LOL"ing at his sparkling goldfish that is funny because he

attracted a flaming pencil to burn his grilled ham cheese which was swimming in the middle of the sea while

throwing nades at tard fish its name was fasty the FAT Billy Goat Gruff

One morning a Wizard sneezed on his shirt sleeve the wizard was just about to.. fart on his new batman

undies...... which had a not been washed for seven years and a half which created a Gigantic Nuclear Explosion

so robin did some pigeon noises That made Batman Shit him self so he decided to punch robin in the head after

he spat what he ate earlier that day from robins undies!

Robin of course told Batman what what his mum really thinks of very naked carrots up his arse he walked funny

as he grabbed a big long Fat rusty rod and went to find some more fishing tackle and Whores and sluts.

RASCAL THEN CAME drinking with a large bottle of a girls drink aka, Passion pop, in a small tiny little cup

yet expensive wine no it wasn't but yet gay so he thinks he was drunk hes the man but really he is a female

who likes "expensive" passion pop. He likes little girl's but they dont like him back.

Fasty however seems very deep about going to the toilet with his best friend rascal and the little dog named

"far-cough-bird" That was very gay and horny with a bottle containing home made mixture of dog hair and shit

but he didnt even get to have a taste because bugs bunny broke his cup in front of missus rascal's house. Then

he said SHIT! my small cup containing fine passion pop is destroyed you ugly Piece of ham She had a automatic

slingshot which propelled hot sauce with very big Chunks of tomatoe that could be used for chasing a very

large monster of doom that would eat any man whole that crossed it's legs while wearing purple and spotty

undies and socks witch he wore every day to impress fasty who just kept looking and became aroused by the

almighty shade of gray blue pink and humongous little piece of earth in the centre of jackals bedside table

with a small vile of human shoe laces and small potato cakes!

From the basment where every one instantly emptyed there pockets full of doom dust that instantly killed all

reptiles and small girls, beavers and the neighbors cat Plus the local slut, called minime who happened to

love going to the annual fair to win a small cup, wearing monkey that had a very cautious eye for pointing out

little cups and dead rats with very small socks that happened to be pink with very big spikes coming out of

small cups!

The day at the nude wrestling for the elderly gamers at TOG who forgot that they had a a big big big piece of

black forrest cake with gizz flavoured icing on the car that was that was really shiney coloured airial.

...While this occured pe from outer-space rapped familys that misunderstood how grandfather clocks work and

were they from a different planet or even a differant bag full of pieces of other bags that produced a smell

of poooooopys which made fasty very angry because this aroused him a great amount.

So Fasty then went into the restaurant where they once had a strip club area with pink elephants and coffee

beans but he was a tad dissapointed when he found that they werent really coffee beans they were old pair of

shoes ground down into pink coloured panties that schubie wore so very proudly on his head in his helicopter

that he forgot didnt work anymore and was'nt real

he threw potato at the phantom who was disgusted at why schubie would wank over pictures of dead horses, with

erect carrots that happened to smell like vanilla grass haired pieces of apple. So he killed all the nubs who

lived on planet nub town where KoVAX lived only because kovax. . . wore a little black strap-on dildo on his

feet which comfortably sat above his tiny leg. This infact looked nothing like what he thought unlike his

massive weapon which has a limited number of tiny little children that shoot tiny little red potatoes that

happened to plant under the big tall mans big toe that looked like a weird peanut shaped like a toad from

africa that could croak for days on until he went red in the the tic tacs were he made a small yet fab lookin

gay.... because schubie likes... green eggs and ham but he needs to think about his weight which he gained buy

eating poop that came out like a bat that was shaped like a big hot peace of caramel flavoured cheesecake

witch is what the pet rabbit did to the man with apple cores who was not really from the valley of cattle

eating monkeys that look like bananas tied with a chocolate muffin That create a powerful waste wave that

could be seen from mars looking out from the giant x-ray that was powered by little cups and cheap raskal

beverages, the xray shot a giant little cup with a super sonic fast hedgehog that could be able to mount a big

fat chook who was a terrorist that ate cheese covered testicles with a glass of warm milk, which was drunken

from drinking small cups Which Raskull enjoyed playing with a confused super expensive computer which he got

with 4000 smackers from an old man who liked a big fat peice of penis that he got for 4000 smackers.

Raskull's little cups that he got for his birthday! from an old little cup seller who was a passion pop

drinker that was a pretty gay drink. Raskull likes passion-pop which he got for $2.80 at which he was enjoying

greatly because he loves girly purple coloured elephants AKA, gay drinks. which always makes him hit donnis!

because he kept asking for some purple flavour fruit who he got from a gay men, who was surprisingly overly

sensitive about there very big ass mother who liked eating sushi with a little cup that shot out laser

flavoured cream that tasted strangley funny which was unfortuante because he was drinking passion pop. that he

got from a little-cup. which was a really bad way that was very and utterley complicated that he decided That

Purple Chimpanzees is an extroadinary arse breed like my uncles fat and large piece of a hairy bucket of love

purchased from an extroadinarily gay shop that was pink and had a little puppy called boysRfun.

The puppy could do all the most homosexual guy names james. The puppy-is gay and is lame at doing kool with a

bunch of red dragons that owned everyone with icy breath that would sometimes fart suddernly because scared of

reddragon he shit in a huge bowl made of cheese. swiss cheese actually witch was black with small holes that

so small you could fit a tiny square Of grass into a huge bunch carrots that had tiny little bits of cake in

the core of a small piece of blue ribbons.

The big fat cake of carrot was eaten by a sneakly little shit; named raskull! how could he do such a thing? It

was truly mind boggeling on his birthday that he got laid by a a massive cake with a cherry from a big dog who

liked being a fag and eating tiny rasperry tarts that smelt like huge Turds which Vaxxy cleaned up for $1.23

per day and half a cent for heaps more of it.

Meanwhile The King sat upon his big fat arse playing with his tiny little private thingy ma bob so small that

even an ant could nibble through it in a tinght bowl of human excrimates from a dead animal that grazed on a

huge skeleton that likes to be a scavenger of dead rats in the gray area that was big enough for several

animals to fill it up to reproduce food in the den, in the end of it's tiny leg,it was hideous! the tiny face

of the little kid was pink as a falmingo that was apable of destroying the world of tiny little ants was huge

as a horse with as big as metal pole with a sign saying i am here with a huge solid metal snake that could

devour every cherry pie that was like a yummy treat that was avalable only in the largest size possible was

the enormous of, tards that play on gamearena and internode servers who base camp and camp altogether like the

homos that they are and cant run 'n' gun down a horse! they are so shitty they hack like a magical red dragon

nub that rages alot. he only rages for fun and to make things more exciting crying to his mum and your mum in

bed together having some fun?

he gave him a wierd toy that looked like a rubber snake but was actually a big fat vibrating black dick!!!!

which they gave a royal thrashing to be apart from the one and be able to sleep sometime during the day

instead of the great dark knight that was BLACK or was it? it was able to learn from The dictionary of arabian

and palestinian rules of war and be able to control throbbing pain and excesive abbreviation of the most

distraught thing red ever saw on his head from the sun was the bright glowing shimmery yellow lump that could

see the entire world of dogs that lonelydogs would be proud of being a nub and smelling like a piece of burnt

rubber with a huge bit of nice smelling i mean bad no i didnt yes you did Eat The Penis dont denie it

if ur redraggonator your teh shiz NOT! You're gay! GTFO Lol, sorry dude! lol no problems just being honest

just joking instead.

the apple fell at-a mighty speed towards the ground and caught the biggest grin ever on the face of apathy and

was able to which he then made a huge orgasm with a big black banana which he ate after playing the games he

enjoyed such as battlefield and cod 4 which is shit when compared to red dragon ator blip blap blop pop ship

shap boom shacka laka is also a fantastic oppurtunity for the most stupendous thing ever done to the midget

was able to a backwards flip right onto FarCoughs nice face and big red undergarments was able to where them

under the great barrier reef of all mighty Australia, the coral sea can afford as we need the berries! to make

the most delicious berry ever to be in the whole entire world would explode from the devastation of the

ultimate berry pie was so big that even the biggest toilet ever couldnt flush it even if it was flushed two be

able to go down the suez canal like a super frog!