Funny

[yamum]

HELL
EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT















































The
following is an actual question given on
a University of Washington chemistry
mid term.





The
answer by one student was so 'profound' that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the
Internet, which is, of course, why we now have
the pleasure of enjoying it as well
:






Bonus
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?









Most
of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and
heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.









One
student, however, wrote the
following:









First,
we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing
in time. So we need to know the rate at which
souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely
assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will
not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As
for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look
at the different religions that exist in the
world today.









Most
of these religions state that if you are not a
member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions
and since people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all souls go to
Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we
can expect the number of souls in Hell to
increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate
of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's
Law states that in order for the temperature and
pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of
Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are
added.









This
gives two possibilities:





1.
If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the
rate at which souls enter Hell, then the
temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks
loose.





2.
If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature
and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.









So
which is it?









If
we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold
day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last
night, then number two must be true, and thus I
am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over. The corollary of this theory is
that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that
it is not accepting any more souls and is
therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven,
thereby proving the existence of a divine being
which explains why, last night, Teresa kept
shouting 'Oh my God.'






THIS
STUDENT RECEIVED an A+

[Antwally0]

good one!!

[Tasteh]

Lol what an answer.

[Attack]

Smart arse isnt he lol

[rasskul]

chemistry and religious views just dont mix do they, lol

good read though

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